Total Medals Earned: 461 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,565 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/130 points)
Medals Earned: 4/31 (25/475 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (65/290 points)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (100/250 points)
Medals Earned: 5/12 (190/440 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/395 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/425 points)
Medals Earned: 8/14 (55/290 points)
Medals Earned: 11/17 (325/525 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Damage the Shark with 10 Bombs
Do a 20 Streak without falling in the sea
Bounce 20 Times
Bounce 50 Times
Stay in the Sea for 1 Minute (after the shark attack)
Collect 10 Bombs
Get 3 Jet Packs without falling down
Get 50 Sky Bonuses
Get 10 Near Misses
Get Eaten by the Shark 10 Times
Score 1 Million Points
Do a 50 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 2 Million Points
Get 20 Near Misses
Damage the Shark with 20 Bombs
Land on 10 Grass Platforms
Get 100 Sky Bonuses
Get Eaten by the Shark 30 Times
Collect 20 Bombs
Get 300 Sky Bonuses
Damage the Shark with 100 Bombs
Bounce 200 Times
Get 50 Near Misses
Do a 100 Streak without falling in the sea
Score 3 Million Points
Land on 30 Grass Platforms
Collect 100 Bombs
Score 5 Million Points
Do a 200 Streak without falling in the sea
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Win without taking any damage.
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Collect $1.01
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Beat the game
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
You monster.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Pause the game.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 10 sky divers
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the UFO
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
